Okay so BOOM!
I’m living my life having a regular Thursday when all of a sudden my side start to hurt. Now I’m like “it must just be poop” so I ride it out but 30 minutes later I find myself sitting w my head in my hands cause it hurt so bad and pain has now radiated to my back and my head.
I head to the bathroom cause whew chile something needs to change and I realize it’s hard to walk… I’m in the bathroom and my mouth watering and I’m like whaaat is thisss before I’m gagging.
Gagging not puking cause I have yet to eat anything so I’m empty and it gets hot! It’s hott and I’m sweating. My wig feel loose! I’m dizzy and whew!! WHEW!! I am in pain!!
I try and head back to my desk but it’s just too far so I enter the nearest conference room to relax..
There’s a table. It looks cool.. temperature wise it looks cool so I lay across it. It is cool.. I feel better here. I’m gonna stay here forever.
People come past “you okay?” Yea I’m okay. They walk away only to return and double check but the noise is too much so I call my bff Crystal J. Davisand I’m like yo.. I’m in pain and it ain’t regular.. (she works at one of my drs offices and I need to know if I need to come to her or the Minor ER Center) she like you need to go to the hospital.
Fun fact I have a high pain tolerance so if I ever hurt know that I HURT!
So I call my coheart Angela and I’m like come get me.. I need a ride to the hospital and she like whaaaat? And she come get me and take me and I’m here for what seems like forever while they poking me, freezing me out, doing ultra sounds after drugging me up so the pain was gone.
After 5 hours I’m like “I’m out y’all too slow” and the woman like wait no… something really wrong we need you to stay. She can’t tell me too much but she tells me juuuuust enough to make it clear that something is wrong with me.
So I stay
And I’m placed in a room in the ER
Then I’m moved to a suite (y’all I’m fancy)
And they starving me! Thankfully Larry brought me some mashed potatoes from Popeyes that held me over cause I wasn’t gonna make it
And now here I sit.. lips drrrryyyy!! On a no ingest anything regimen cause in the morning they will wake me early so they can remove my gallbladder
All this just so I can tell you that the technician at the hospital today wore a blue Santa cap that said
“Merry Crip mas!”
Are you brave enough to see it? Scroll down.
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Deliciously Yours,
Starring Courtny
Starring Courtny 